Note to all marketers of high-end products:

I am an upwardly mobile, early-adopting, fulltime professional head-of-household with lots of discretionary income. I am also an opinion leader in the community. It's been suggested I am among my city's trendsetting Fickle 500, which I will neither deny nor confirm, because the Fickle 500 are just that way.

Anyway, my point is, if you have some sort of tony event in town to introduce your product or service, and you need early-adopting upwardly mobile professionals with lots of discretionary income to create buzz via free samples in exquisite surroundings, I am your man.

I am most interested in helping you evaluate my likes and dislikes of high-end items like cigars, wines, prime beef, sports cars, and exotic new cocktails. I'm even open to new concepts in marketing, so if you ever decide to put women's swimwear through focus-group testing, I am willing to help you establish your focus.

You could even re-roof my house, just to see how it impacts me as a consumer.

I'm available most evenings from 6-11 p.m. I can be reached on my cell phone (which needs replacing!) or by e-mail. However, I am most impressed with printed invitations delivered by courier. Preferably during hours when my neighbors would notice.

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